Yusuf's Nirvana: August 2011

1    Trevor McDonalds, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2    hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3    wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4    thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5    finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6    measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7    breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8    vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9    knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10   classed as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
11   dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12   promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13   executed as soon as possible.

Addendum
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Now that he is gone kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.